With my final days in Denmark rushing by, I started to think about all of the high Scandinavian taxes I’ve paid. It seemed a shame not to experience the wonderful welfare state I’ve been contributing to for three years, so I decided to start cultivating abdominal pains over the last few weeks.
By last Monday morning I finally hit the jackpot: shooting cramps, nausea and a tender spot right by my appendix! After an emergency appointment with my doctor I was duly shipped off to Bispebjerg Hospital for 24 hours of blood tests, ultrasounds and CAT scans. After everything very serious and mildly serious was ruled out, the final verdict was an inconclusive guess that maybe a hernia operation I had three years ago had become aggravated. Oddly it turned out that said operation was exactly three years ago to the very day. I can’t help thinking that some guarantee ran out.
“Bispebjerg Hospital was designed by the architect Martin Nyrop and covers 48 acres. During the German occupation of Denmark 1940 to 1945 in World War II, the hospital treated those illegally resisting the occupying forces, harboured jews and helped transport about 2,000 of them to safety in neutral Sweden.”





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