I’m just about to head out to a kom som en der er død (come as something dead) Halloween fancy dress party. I’m not particularly into vampires or zombies so I decided to go as Sugar, my goldfish from when I was a child. He was the only pet I’ve owned, but I loved him dearly.

I didn’t know you cared so much! I don’t remember him wearing goggles!?
They’re eyes! Big goldfish eyes.